(the conversation between me and my Wife just a bit ago!)
Wife: i’m doin it
Wife: I’m watching the next one
Me: No! Your heart!
Wife: I’M GON DO IT
Wife: U CANNOT STOP THE UNEARTHLY THIRST I HAVE FOR HORROR GAMES
Wife: I NEED A WOMAN TO COME BETWEEN THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN ME AND THE CROOKED MAN RPG
Me: THAT WOMAN IS ME
Wife: COME TO ME WOMAN
I imagine when Aoba and Koujaku make their relationship public Koujaku likes toting his perfect little boyfriend around everywhere as arm candy and Benishigure just follows in the distance and stares daggers at people who snicker at them
You got lil’ bitch hands.